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Our first video with high hopes to do many more. If anyone’s done or even tried online dating we’re sure you’ve come across some all too shady characters. This video goes out to you.

LYRICS:

Verse 1 ::
Hello Mark?
You must be Daisy.
I woulda dressed up
but I was feeling pretty lazy.
Is that a Problem?
Um, no I guess.
Let’s enjoy the meal.
I like your breasts.
UM Excuse Me?!
Did I offend?
In that case then let’s just pretend,
that I meant the chicken.
Are you for real??
This was a bad idea.
Can I have a feel?
Are you F*cking kidding me?
Ugh now she’s upset.
Let’s just go back and press reset,
on this date.
Cause it’s not going well.
That’s an understatement,
Go to Hell!
You’re a slob, and you’re gross,
and frankly you’re rude.
This isn’t what I expected.
DUDE!
It’s called online dating
for a purpose,
Hooking up while lying
is the process.

Chorus:
My number’s on profile,
but message me before you dial.
How compatible are we?
Click around MySpace to see.
I’m on Match.com all day,
OKCupid’s just Okay.
Lavalife’s good cause it’s free,
but it’s no eHarmony.

Verse 2::
You say you’re 6′4
but you’re more like 4′6.
You say you’re 180,
let’s add a digit.
Physical appearance isn’t top of my list,
but let’s face it Sasquatch,
it’s on the list.
Hairy like a Polar Bear
Hinting that you have gray hair
Passing waiters stop and stare
Feeling sorry for that Chair!
I guess that’s believable at age 32,
But the tranny granny panties honey
just won’t do.
If washed your hair
and changed your face.
Plucked your brow,
and shaved this place.
Add some concealer,
cucumber peeler,
Axe leather cologne,
a little Stalone.
You’re really far from my number one,
but my counting days are officially done.
I’m like the rose
and you’re like the petal.
Guess what Daisy!
It’s time to Settle…

Chorus:
My number’s on profile,
but message me before you dial.
How compatible are we?
Click around MySpace to see.
I’m on Match.com all day,
OKCupid’s just Okay.
Lavalife’s good cause it’s free,
but it’s no eHarmony.

DANCE BREAK!!!

Chorus:
My number’s on profile,
but message me before you dial.
How compatible are we?
Click around MySpace to see.
I’m on Match.com all day,
OKCupid’s just Okay.
Lavalife’s not actually free,
but it’s still no eHarmony.

Duration : 0:5:4

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