Dec 29

Our first video with high hopes to do many more. If anyone’s done or even tried online dating we’re sure you’ve come across some all too shady characters. This video goes out to you.

LYRICS:

Verse 1 ::
Hello Mark?
You must be Daisy.
I woulda dressed up
but I was feeling pretty lazy.
Is that a Problem?
Um, no I guess.
Let’s enjoy the meal.
I like your breasts.
UM Excuse Me?!
Did I offend?
In that case then let’s just pretend,
that I meant the chicken.
Are you for real??
This was a bad idea.
Can I have a feel?
Are you F*cking kidding me?
Ugh now she’s upset.
Let’s just go back and press reset,
on this date.
Cause it’s not going well.
That’s an understatement,
Go to Hell!
You’re a slob, and you’re gross,
and frankly you’re rude.
This isn’t what I expected.
DUDE!
It’s called online dating
for a purpose,
Hooking up while lying
is the process.

Chorus:
My number’s on profile,
but message me before you dial.
How compatible are we?
Click around MySpace to see.
I’m on Match.com all day,
OKCupid’s just Okay.
Lavalife’s good cause it’s free,
but it’s no eHarmony.

Verse 2::
You say you’re 6′4
but you’re more like 4′6.
You say you’re 180,
let’s add a digit.
Physical appearance isn’t top of my list,
but let’s face it Sasquatch,
it’s on the list.
Hairy like a Polar Bear
Hinting that you have gray hair
Passing waiters stop and stare
Feeling sorry for that Chair!
I guess that’s believable at age 32,
But the tranny granny panties honey
just won’t do.
If washed your hair
and changed your face.
Plucked your brow,
and shaved this place.
Add some concealer,
cucumber peeler,
Axe leather cologne,
a little Stalone.
You’re really far from my number one,
but my counting days are officially done.
I’m like the rose
and you’re like the petal.
Guess what Daisy!
It’s time to Settle…

Chorus:
My number’s on profile,
but message me before you dial.
How compatible are we?
Click around MySpace to see.
I’m on Match.com all day,
OKCupid’s just Okay.
Lavalife’s good cause it’s free,
but it’s no eHarmony.

DANCE BREAK!!!

Chorus:
My number’s on profile,
but message me before you dial.
How compatible are we?
Click around MySpace to see.
I’m on Match.com all day,
OKCupid’s just Okay.
Lavalife’s not actually free,
but it’s still no eHarmony.

Duration : 0:5:4

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Dec 29

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Duration : 0:10:44

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Dec 29

Learn how to section off hair to cover gray hair with professional anti-aging tips in this free hair stylist video clip.

Expert: Jan Cuni
Bio: Jan Cuni has been a professional hairstylist for 16 years.
Filmmaker: Danniel Fishler

Duration : 0:1:7

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Dec 29

This is the same baby seal nursing on my dads arm, whom he fondly grew accustomed to (we all think its because of the grey hair!) We tok care of the seal in our living room waiting for the marine mammal rescue representative to get to the house to take care of the baby pup.

Duration : 0:3:4

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Dec 28

what is it that, when i turned 18 three years go, caused my hair to start turning gray?

i mean its not a lot of my hair, maybe around 6 or 7 strands, but it’s always the same ones.

so what is it inside you that causes your hair to have color one day and none the next? does your body just run out of color (ok, i know thats not true but still…)?

Hair turns gray as we age because the follicles at the base of the hair shaft cease to produce melanin. Each follicle contains a finite number of pigment cells. These pigment cells produce melanin, a chemical that gives the hair shaft (the visible strands) its color (black, brown, blonde, red, and all shades in between.) The darkness or lightness of your hair depends on how much melanin each strand contains. Melanin is the same pigment that makes skin tan upon exposure to the sun.

With age, the pigment cells in the follicle gradually die off. As they do so, that strand will no longer contain as much color and will show up as silver, gray, or white as it grows. Eventually, all the pigment cells will die and the hair becomes completely gray.

The age at which you go gray is determined by your genes. A ballpark guess can be made by observing the ages at which your parents or grandparents went gray. Some people go gray at young ages–as early as high school–whereas some may not go gray before their forties or fifties. For example, most Caucasian women show their first gray hairs during their mid thirties.

Graying typically occurs over a long time. From the time that a person notices the first gray strands, it can take ten years or more to complete the process.

While genetics is the most common cause of gray hair, other things can contribute to graying. Lack of B vitamins (particularly pantothenic acid, poor nutrition, anemia, (lack of iron in the blood), thyroid problems, and even smoking can contribute to graying. Smokers are believed to gray at an earlier rate because smoking depletes oxygen in the bodies tissues.

Treatment for diseases, such as cancer, or AIDS, can also cause hair to turn gray.

It has been said that a shock can cause people to go gray overnight but that theory has generally been discounted.

Although parents often like to claim that the stess of having children has caused them to go gray, this theory has also been discounted.

Dec 28

I think I have about five gray hairs now. :-)

part of the ageing process is an increase of testosterone mainly associated with men but is found in women thats why sometimes you see old ladies with substantial facial hair and it also causes greying of the hair and in some genetical cases hair loss

Dec 28

My gray hairs are not holding color very well. I have red hair, and I heard a redhead’s grays are harder to color. Is that true? Even so, what is the best brand of home color to use?

COAL TAR

Dec 28


I think that acceptance of the situation is key and primary. I had it happen and as fast as my hair and beard grows, I would have to dye it all twice a day and I sure as heck am not going to spend the rest of my life married to a dye bottle.

Dec 27

This is a tribute to my Mom. She died from Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) on September 22, 2007 at the age of 60. She was the best friend and Mom anyone could ever ask for. This song (Dear Bobbie – Yellowcard) was one of her favorites. Enjoy.

Lyrics:

“Dear Bobbie,
Do you remember when you were young and very pretty? I do. I remember pleated skirts and black and white sattle shoes. Do you remember dancing half the night? I do. I still think of you when we dance, although we can’t jitterbug as we did then.”

Do you remember when?
How long has it been?
1945 you opened my blue eyes
To see a whole new life
Do you remember when
I told you this that night
That if you’re by my side
When everyday begins
I’ll fall for you again
I made a promise when
I told you this that night
I’ll be fine…

Cause when I die, then I die loving you
It’s alright…
I’ll be fine…
When I die, then I die loving you
Loving you…
Loving you.

“Do you remember the times we would give up on each other and get back together? Then we finally was married in 1949. We drove the yellow convertable on our honeymoon. Do you remember? I do.”

Life has led us here
Together all these years
This house that we have made
Holds twenty thousand days
And memories we’ve saved
Since life has led us here
And I’ll be fine (I’ll be fine…)

Cause when I die, then I die loving you
Its alright, I’ll be fine
Cause when I die, then I die loving you
Loving you…
Loving you.

Coming home to you
Slippin’ off my shoes…
Restin’ in my chair
I see you standin’ there
The silver in your hair
I’m coming home to you
When I lay tonight
When I close my eyes
I know the sun will rise
Here or the next life
As long as you’re still mine
Then its alright…
I’ll be fine (I’ll be fine…)

Cause when I die, then I die loving you
Its alright, I’ll be fine…
Cause when I die
Then I die loving you
Loving you…
Loving you.

“You have gray hair now, but you’re a…you’re a beautiful woman and the years have been good to both of us… We walk slow now, but we still have each other. The glue of love still bonds us together. Love is what I remember. Do you remember?”

Duration : 0:4:24

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Dec 27

By starting with the back of the head, you will be less likely to miss spots. Learn how to start applying dye to the back sections of hair in this free hair coloring video about how to cover gray hair with hair dye.

Expert: Sandy Powell
Contact: www.northchasespalon.vpweb.com
Bio: Sandy Powell has been styling hair for more than 20 years and owns and operates a salon.
Filmmaker: Reel Media LLC

Duration : 0:2:14

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